

From the mind that brought you "She has a fresh, wholesome fragrance that reminds me of my grandfather's apple orchard," comes another literary masterpiece.
In a press release accompanyingGrey, which also contains the line "I want to make you come like a freight train, baby," the author formerly known as Snowqueen's Icedragon discusses the sexy—but kind of distracting—voices in her head.
"The characters are always with me," James said. "I might be out and about and spot something I think Christian or Ana might like...and then they start bickering and bantering. It's tricky because I've been writing something else too, so it gets pretty crowded in there."
Have we not suffered enough? Maybe it's a textbook? To be published exclusively in Estonian? *makes cross with fingers* God save us.
I'm Chelsea Peng, the assistant editor at MarieClaire.com. On my tombstone, I would like a GIF of me that's better than the one that already exists on the Internet and a free fro-yo machine. Besides frozen dairy products, I'm into pirates, carbs, Balzac, and snacking so hard I have to go lie down.
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