40 Phoebe Buffay Fashion Moments You Forgot You Were Obsessed with on 'Friends'

Each paired with a kooky Phoebe quote!

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She defined kooky as much as Rachel defined the '90s. Here, 40 eccentric looks, each paired with an eccentric quote. (Note: Phoebe did not say the quote while wearing the outfit, at least not in most cases. Diehard fans: Stand down.)

<p>"I'm very wise, I know."</p>
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"I'm very wise, I know."

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<p>♫"Your love is like a giant pigeon,<wbr> crapping on my heart."♫<span class="redactor-invisible-space"></span></p>
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♫"Your love is like a giant pigeon, crapping on my heart."♫

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<p>"If you want to receive emails about my upcoming shows ... please, give me money so I can buy a computer."</p>
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"If you want to receive emails about my upcoming shows ... please, give me money so I can buy a computer."

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<p>"I think I'm ready for my penis now."</p>
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"I think I'm ready for my penis now."

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<p>"MY EYES."</p>
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"MY EYES."

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<p>"Demon!"</p>
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"Demon!"

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<p>"I just have this really strong feeling this cat is my mother."</p>
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"I just have this really strong feeling this cat is my mother."

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<p>"Little black little black little black little black little black curly hair."</p>
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"Little black little black little black little black little black curly hair."

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<p>"I am extremely talented."</p>
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"I am extremely talented."

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<p>"I'm sorry, was that rude?"</p>
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"I'm sorry, was that rude?"

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<p>"I'm carrying a litter."</p>
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"I'm carrying a litter."

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<p>"Oh, I can't. I have to take my grandmother to the vet."</p>
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"Oh, I can't. I have to take my grandmother to the vet."

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<p>"He may not be my soul mate, but a girl's gotta eat."</p>
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"He may not be my soul mate, but a girl's gotta eat."

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<p>"They're great for shoplifting melons."</p>
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"They're great for shoplifting melons."

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<p>"Regina Phalange."</p>
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"Regina Phalange."

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<p>"I wish I could, by I don't want to."</p>
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This ill-fitting

"I wish I could, by I don't want to."

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<p><strong>Monica: </strong>"So what's Phoebe like?"<br><strong>Phoebe: </strong>"I'm kind, caring, and sweet. What's Monica like?"</p>
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Monica: "So what's Phoebe like?"
Phoebe: "I'm kind, caring, and sweet. What's Monica like?"

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<p>"He's her lobster."</p>
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"He's her lobster."

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<p>"I'm a really cool person."</p>
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"I'm a really cool person."

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<p>"If we were in prison, you guys would be like my bitches."</p>
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"If we were in prison, you guys would be like my bitches."

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<p>"A promise between friends means never having to give a reason."</p>
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"A promise between friends means never having to give a reason."

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<p>"I'm so drunk."</p>
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"I'm so drunk."

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<p>"The more I drink, the less there is for the kids to drink."</p>
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"The more I drink, the less there is for the kids to drink."

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<p>"Sweet lord, this is what evil must taste like."</p>
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"Sweet lord, this is what evil must taste like."

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<p>"Oh my god — you dated someone with a glass eye too?!"</p>
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"Oh my god — you dated someone with a glass eye too?!"

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<p>"Your collective dating record reads like a who's who of crap."</p>
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"Your collective dating record reads like a who's who of crap."

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<p>"Princess Consuela Bananahammock."</p>
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"Princess Consuela Bananahammock."

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<p>"I don't even have a <em>pla</em>."</p>
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"I don't even have a pla."

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<p>"Don't hate. You don't want to put that out into the universe."</p>
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"Don't hate. You don't want to put that out into the universe."

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<p>Buttehscotch?</p>
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Buttehscotch?

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