When you get to heaven...
Your lavish welcoming gift at the pearly gates will be: James Franco.
Who will greet you when you arrive? James Franco.
The soundtrack will be: It would be Notorious B.I.G., Rihanna, Azealia Banks, Lauryn Hill, and Beyoncé.
Your DVR will be filled with: Quentin Tarantino movies, and a bit of Steven Spielberg for some cheese.
Your occupation will be: Id be the Prime Minister of Heaven.
Who's your dream companion? Azealia Banks, Rihanna, I need a Brit up there with me tooJourdan Dunn! And Wiz Khalifa, I love him. He doesn't know it yet, but we're getting married.
The closet on your cloud will be filled with: Boys. Lingerie, some leather. What is wrong with me? Leather, lingerie, latex.
If heaven has an open bar, the signature cocktail will be: Bloody Mary.