When you get to heaven...
Your lavish welcoming gift at the pearly gates will be: I play World of Warcraft, believe it or not. I would just love to have my laptop, my game, and a really good Internet connection.
Who will greet you when you arrive? Jim Morrison.
The soundtrack will be: A mix of Pink Floyd, The Doors, and The Velvet Underground.
It will smell like: Freshly cut grass. I love that smell!
The closet on your cloud will be filled with: Really comfortable, beautiful, long flowy dresses.
Your DVR will be filled with: Anything by David Lynch, like Twin Peaks.
Your first angelic deed to help mankind would be: I would remove all mosquitos from everywhere! Nobody likes mosquitos.