When you get to heaven...
Your lavish welcoming gift at the pearly gates will be: It would be to go into a room and be able to see all of my ancestors and family members who are already in heaven.
Who will greet you when you arrive? I think of Morgan Freeman, because he’s always playing God.
The soundtrack will be: Sigur Ros.
Your fridge will be fully stocked with: Peanut butter M&M are my favorite, and some really good Bolognese with pasta.
Your DVR will come programmed with: I’m so addicted to Homeland right now.
The closet on your cloud will be filled with: I imagine heaven would have very nice weather—perfect climate where you can wear a leather jacket or shorts and a sweater.
If heaven has an open bar, the signature cocktail will be: This drink that I make with my friends, it’s so lethal but it’s so good. It’s all alcohol—half vodka, half St. Germain, and topped off with champagne.