Drink Chateau D'Arse. Sure, you feel vulnerable and you're likely psyching yourself out that impending job termination is happening tomorrow. But for tonight, toast to your competition's success and tomorrow engage in a new plan of attack to win that client back.
Chateau D'Arse; bubblebrothers.com
Try Once Upon a Vine Sauvignon Blanc. Your happily ever after is out there.
Once Upon A Vine; thewinebar.com
Your new friend is Old Crow Bourbon. Stress makes even the most professional people lose it from time to time. Grab a glass, sip slowly, and start anew tomorrow.
Old Crow Bourbon; theoldwhiskeys.com
Drink Stacked Wines. They come in prepackaged glasses making it easy to have a few glasses, but the containers are, get this, disposable! You won't have to wash anything.
Stacked Wines; liquorama.net
Try Gordgeous Pumpkin Ale. The malt and hops found in this are packed with protein which nourishes and strengthens your hair. Just be careful not to consume too much in the shower...you could slip and fall.
Gordgeous Pumpkin Ale; nodabrewing.com
Drink Arrogant Bastard Beer. She needs constant confirmation that she is special. And while her new purchases are leaving you mildly jealous, instead of wasting time psychoanalyzing her insecurities, give her a thumbs up the next time she drops over to your cubicle with something new and move on.
Arrogant Bastard Beer; stonebrew.com
Sip on Skinny Girl Bare Naked Vodka. Hey, if you’re going to miss the gym why drink all those extra empty calories?
Skinny Girl Bare Naked Vodka; skinnygirlcocktails.com
Have some Broke Ass Red Wine. Girl, you need to learn to budget, but tonight's not the night. (Tomorrow isn't looking good either).
Broke Ass Red Wine; prestigewinegroup.com
Make a cocktail with 901 Tequila. She was supposed to call you right back. It's now 9:01 p.m. and you're pretty sure that dinner plans with her aren't happening after all.
901 Tequila; 901.com
Have some Happy Bitch Rosé. Park yourself on the couch, grab something salty and chocolatey, and get ready for some Bridget Jones.
Happy Bitch Rose; happybitchwines.com
Drink Mad Housewife Cabernet Sauvignon. You love your mom. Now that she’s retired, you really think she needs a hobby (or several) and ensure that focusing on your love life isn’t one of them.
Mad Housewife Cabernet Sauvignon; madhousewifecellars.com