BRB—buying a bottle immediately.
"Meghan really looks after herself, and I think it shows."
Nope. Nope, nope, nope.
And it only took a few ~*MaGiCaL*~ products.
Everything we know is a lie.
Alright, let's cut the bullsh*t.
It has 600 five-star reviews on Amazon...and in my heart.
"It makes everyone look really, really good."
"You just wake up one morning with great skin."
Hi, you may call me Martha Stewart now.
So naturally, I swabbed my mouth and tested it out.
May the bronzing commence.
I ain't afraid of no needles.
Let's just say my beauty routine was, um, elevated.
Please remove those spoons from your freezer.
Plot twist: Some zits are okay to squeeze.
It's like an Instagram filter in a bottle.
*Sticks head in jack-o'-lantern*
See spot run...all the way to the drugstore aisle.
But don't freak—it's totally treatable.
Broken down by skin type and level of awesomeness.
Oompa Loompa to ooh la la in minutes.
Smoother skin and zero acne is allegedly in your vitamin aisle.
Yes, your cheese intake could be in jeopardy, here.
Because raw, ripped-off skin is *so* last year.
Hi, we would like this done to our face now, please.
Okay, these before-and-after pics are *insane.*