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Joan and Melissa: Joan Knows Best? Video

The hilarious mother-daughter duo share what's to come in the second season of their all-too-real reality show.

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[MUSIC]. What I love about our show, it's a real, reality show. It's situations that really have happened to us, and it's not this made up. Mm-hm. Crap, you know, how many times can you fall down, and smack each other, lying in your own vomit? I mean, it won't. What you say. You'll make careers out of that. Major careers. I think we get a lot more, into who we are, and what we do, versus in just the idea of us all living in one place. That still obviously is very much, a party of it. [MUSIC]. But we're, you, we've gone, they've come with us to work. Vacation. New York, a lot more of, of what our day, what our lives are really like. There's a lot more, [UNKNOWN] it's a bigger footprint of our world. [MUSIC] Why would you ask me that while I'm sitting this close to her. A lot of things, yes. On everything, no. [LAUGH]. [MUSIC]. How is Joan as a houseguest, dear? [MUSIC] [COUGH] My mother is, a wonderful house guest for three days. As a permanent house guest well, she's driving me up a wall. She drives me up a wall. You drive me up a wall. And I think of myself, as how lucky she is, cuz I am the gay guest she. She never had. Or wanted. Or wanted. I walked in and the flowers would look better over there. But why would her mother do, if it were her gay friend Howard. [MUSIC]. She would say he's right. Good day with Paulie, yeah? No, he would. Yes. Not a good gay friend doesn't surprise you. Not at best, Not my group. [MUSIC] Its my guest room. [INAUDIBLE]. [CROSSTALK] It was not intentional, that guest room is lovely for a weekend guest. That guest room, That's all,. Was ever intended for. That guest room, if you put handles on it, they can bury in it. Okay. But let's remember it was not meant to be lived in. It was meant to be a guest room and guests generally don't stay that long. [MUSIC]. Shut up. Just shut up. Do as I say, not as I do. Don't. [LAUGH] [MUSIC]

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