Juicy Couture onesies that say "Cuter than Violet Affleck" on the bum
Baby monitors with HD picture and Bose six-speaker surround sound
High-cut diapers to show off inherited booties
Double-wide Cadillac Escalade stroller with hydraulics, platinum rims, iced-out handlebar, and specialty "Babies from the Block" license plates
Glo-scented tearless shampoo
