Jake Gyllenhaal, a hot weirdo whose name I will never learn to spell because of Google autocomplete, stars in a new Calvin Klein ad as a very hot dad whom we all want to bone. He looks like a sexy ex-con from the 1950s who just got released and is ready to straighten up and fly right. Listen, he's been bad before, but now he's good, and he's gonna be an amazing dad to our child to prove it.
OK, I'm getting a little hot and bothered over here. Please enjoy the ad while I go calm down.