Not joining the 28 (and counting) pairs of their counterparts in this mucho-depressing gallery are Victoria and David Beckham, two crazy kids who got married in 1999 and once wore matching full-length leather outfits in public together.
"I have never listened to, or commented on, the rumors about any aspect of my life," she said. "I am blessed to have a wonderful husband and beautiful, healthy, happy children. Yes, we travel a lot with our respective businesses and charitable commitments, but we always make time for each other as a couple and as a family. David and I have nothing to prove. We love each other, look out for each other and are strong as both partners and parents."
Here, I bring up the aforementioned HTT calfskin. If they can survive that, they can get through anything.
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