The (Imaginary) New Year's Resolutions of 2014's Biggest Stars

We're taking over the resolution-making for seven celebrities who absolutely killed it this year.
image
Getty Images
We're taking over the resolution-making for seven celebrities who absolutely killed it this year. Where are they going next? You're about to find out.
Kendall Jenner
"Now that I've accomplished last year's goal of becoming a real model, I will develop my other passion: writing. I, too, will rise at 5 a.m. every day like Isaac Asimov so that I might also win a Pulitzer. P.S. Never collaborate with Kylie professionally again because Rebels: City of Indra: The Story of Lex and Livia was totally her fault. That girl does not understand colons at all."
1 of 7
Beyoncé
"Write, produce, score, prop-manage, costume-design, and star in a musical titled The Curious Incident of the Scuffle in the Elevator, which I will have filmed on a potato and released late one night to great acclaim. BOOM."
2 of 7
Taylor Swift
From a Taylor Swift Famous-Girl Illuminati internal memo: "We will continue holding 'super fun listening parties with free cookies' which are, as we all know, TSFGI recruitment sessions. We will also conceal the fact that Olivia Benson is actually a miniature polar bear I developed in the lab underneath my apartment in Tribeca. Finally, I will expose my belly button to the world exactly once to prove I'm human. This may or may not happen when I perform at my third Victoria's Secret Fashion Show."
3 of 7
Kim Kardashian
"Present my theorem pertaining to the balance of cylindrical objects on the gluteal muscles to the American Physical Society. Kanye thinks I might get published!"
4 of 7
Emma Watson
"Get my face palmed by Jennifer Lawrence again. It was delightful."
5 of 7
Jennifer Lawrence
"Pizza. And cover Emma Watson's face with my hand when we're both wearing Dior couture."
6 of 7
North West
"1. Master Abstract Expressionism. 2. Win top prize at the Venice Biennale. 3. Learn the alphabet."
7 of 7
Advertisement - Continue Reading Below
More From Celebrity