The 20 Funniest Women On Twitter
Get your follow button ready. Check out these hilarious Twitter feeds from some of our favorite funny women. Don't forget to Tweet @marieclaire to tell us who you'd add to the list!
![Mindy Kaling](https://cdn.mos.cms.futurecdn.net/9pZfNRa5RX3L5qdJkexJuL-415-80.jpg)
Megan Amram @meganamram
This guy I'm dating is basically a prince (he lives with his parents)August 20, 2014
Kristen Bell @IMKristenBell
Having a cold while being pregnant is like getting a parking ticket while you’re at the dentist.August 7, 2014
Laura Benanti @LauraBenanti
"I'm not friends with girls. I just get along better with guys!" TRANSLATION "I will absolutely try to have sex with your boyfriend."August 20, 2014
Ellen DeGeneres @TheEllenShow
What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed? Oh sheet. #ClassicJokeWednesdayAugust 21, 2014
Kat Dennings @OfficialKat
My weekends are mostly spent being sad the 90s are overAugust 17, 2014
Lena Dunham @lenadunham
A TSA worker just growled at me to "turn your necklace onto your back" and it was confusing/felt like an erotic commandAugust 21, 2014
Shelby Fero @shelbyfero
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Rashida Jones @iamrashidajones
Note to ALL people who design cars: STOP IGNORING WOMEN'S PURSES AND GIVE US A PLACE TO PUT THEM THAT'S NOT OUR PASSENGER'S LAP THX #tgifJune 28, 2014
Mindy Kaling @mindykaling
I like you if every song is about you even the ones that make no sense like losing my religionAugust 16, 2014
Anna Kendrick @AnnaKendrick47
Sometimes I think "I need to think before I speak" and then other times I think "I shouldn't leave the house or interact with people ever."August 4, 2014
Brit Marling @britmarling
Is there anything so dangerous as a person who says "I am a good person" full stop.June 22, 2014
Olivia Munn @oliviamunn
They say behind every great man is a great woman... But behind every great woman is Yoda. 🙏July 14, 2014
Kelly Oxford @kellyoxford
Paula Pell @perlapell
I will never wear a bikini but weirdly will proudly wear a zero-piece swimsuit.August 20, 2014
Chelsea Peretti @ChelseaVPeretti
I like pretending Hollywood is a real placeAugust 20, 2014
Retta @unfoRETTAble
Walked in to find this in my trailer. Uhhhhh #DoMyBreffStank? pic.twitter.com/hBLTkjTN5dAugust 14, 2014
Amy Schumer @amyschumer
Sarah Silverman @SarahKSilverma
What to do when the sound of silence is a very high-pitched ringAugust 8, 2014
Julieanne Smolinski @BoobsRadley
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