5. Mermaids (1990)
The Bright Side: At least your mother's sexual appetite didn't drive you to become a nun.
4. Anywhere But Here (1999)
The Bright Side: At least you didn't have a fame-obsessed mom who forced you to go on acting auditions.
3. HeartBreakers (2000)
The Bright Side: At least you and your mom don't routinely sleep with the same men in order to con money out of them.
2. Terms of Endearment (1983)
The Bright Side: At least you didn't have to get cancer and die in order to get away from your neurotic mother.
1. Mommie Dearest (1981)
The Bright Side: At least your mother let you use wire hangers.
