Because it has decided to behave like your passive-aggressive roommate who leaves Post-Its everywhere instead of telling you things to your face, Netflix has lined up some maybe-not-super-compelling offerings next month in a ploy to get you to pry yourself off the couch.
But joke's on them, because we're really not that picky/motivated enough not to watch National Treasure again for Abigail Chase, Noah to throw popcorn at Russell Crowe's head, or Leprechaun 4: In Space just to see what it could possibly be about. For the rest of the (admittedly slim) pickings with their release dates, keep scrolling.
April 1
And Now...Ladies and Gentlemen...
Bandolero
Barnyard
Bound
Buffalo Soldiers
Down to Earth
Leprechaun 3
The Beautician and the Beast
The Crocodile Hunter: Collision Course
Leprechaun 4: In Space
Leprechaun 6: Back 2 tha Hood
Suicide Kings
Sunset Strip
Underworld
Whiteboyz
Wrong Turn at Tahoe
April 2
Life Partners
Sinbad: The Fifth Voyage
April 3
All Hail King Julien, Season 1(5 new episodes)
Derek: Special
Starry Eyes
The Quiet Ones
April 7
Preservation
Wilfred, Season 4
April 8
Halt and Catch Fire, Season 1
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Available April 9
Pioneer
Available April 10
Broken
Burning Bridges
Confusion Na Wa
Finding Mercy
Finding Mercy 2
Flower Girl
Forgetting June
Knocking on Heaven's Door
Lagos Cougars
Lies Men Tell
Mad Couple
Marvel's Daredevil, Season 1
Mad Couple 2
Matters Arising
October 1
Onye Ozi
The Awakening
Ties That Bind
April 12
The Identical
April 13
Video Game High School, Season 3
April 14
The Babadook
Goodbye to Language
Kink
April 16
Hot Fuzz
April 17
Baby Daddy, Season 4
Chris D'Elia: Incorrigible
They Came Together
April 18
Noah
April 21
A Girl Walks Home Alone at Night
April 25
Sons of Anarchy, Season 7
April 26
The Nutty Professor 2: Facing the Fear
April 27
National Treasure
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Chelsea Peng is a writer and editor who was formerly the assistant editor at MarieClaire.com. She's also worked for The Strategist and Refinery29, and is a graduate of Northwestern University. On her tombstone, she would like a GIF of herself that's better than the one that already exists on the Internet and a free fro-yo machine. Besides frozen dairy products, she's into pirates, carbs, Balzac, and snacking so hard she has to go lie down.
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