This Is Not a Joke: JNCOs Are Making a Comeback

If you ever regretted a fashion choice in the '90s, it probably came down to three items—handkerchief tops, patchwork denim skirts, or JNCO jeans.  But now, one of these items is back. JNCO jeans, the brand that bought you those giant bags of denim masquerading as bottoms, has been resurrected for more fun times—and their new "heritage" designs are available for preorder.

While "heritage" might sound like the name of one of Zooey Descanel's future children, it's what JNCO is affectionately calling its super-wide legged pants, complete with their classic boxing kangaroo and indiscernible shape. There's no way you won't feel just as amazing as a middle school girl in 1998 with these beauties festooning your body.

Pants run about $65.90, while you can also buy an endearing weed leaf sweater for $45. Paired with a hipster beard as fulsome as that of their model, nothing can go wrong.

This qualifies as #blessed, right?

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