Fifty Shades of Grey
Make room, E.L. James.
And the first dance scene is 😍😍😍.
It's the most intense 2 minutes ever.
No really, everything—possible adultery, potential car accidents, abduction, and yes, sex.
To begin: Jamie Dornan had to learn some whip skills.
Get your loins ready for Darker: Fifty Shades Darker as Told by Christian.
A sinister returning character is there too...
::preemptively fans self::
Let's find out if there's any payoff to all that moody staring.
Great news for us fringe-wearers.
Actual quote: "You put all your essentials in a little bag and you tie it up like a little bag of grapes."
Because filming sex scenes is *never* sexy.
Including that time with the spreader 😳.