And the first dance scene is 😍😍😍.
It's the most intense 2 minutes ever.
No really, everything—possible adultery, potential car accidents, abduction, and yes, sex.
To begin: Jamie Dornan had to learn some whip skills.
Get your loins ready for Darker: Fifty Shades Darker as Told by Christian.
"Mrs. Grey will see you now."
A sinister returning character is there too...
::preemptively fans self::
Let's find out if there's any payoff to all that moody staring.
Great news for us fringe-wearers.
Actual quote: "You put all your essentials in a little bag and you tie it up like a little bag of grapes."
Because filming sex scenes is *never* sexy.
Including that time with the spreader 😳.
Director James Foley shares insider secrets about making the movie.
If Christian and Ana inspired you to get kinky in the bedroom, this is why you should tell your GP.
No two people have ever been more confused.
With an appearance from E.L. James herself. 💋
It involves tape and a pencil sharpener.
Gigi might not want to watch this.
And how you can cop those secrets for your *own* sexy times.
50 shades of nope, no thank you.
And their rumored ~feud~.
AKA a sex-plainer of what you're about to see in theaters.