Astrologist Danielle Paige broke down each sign's personality profile, which we very scientifically paired with the Girl Scouts' 12 types of cookies, so you can finally know—once and for all—if you and your fave treat are (thin) mint to be.
Aries are known for taking action and being natural leaders, so while everyone else relies on the old tried-and-true cookies, you're eager to try the Scouts' latest—even if this gluten-free cookie is far from your typical fare. (You're fearless like that.)
You'll probably be pleasantly surprised. This oatmeal cookie swaps run-of-the-mill raisins for chocolate chips and peanut butter.
You're not the type to eat something just because it's in front of you. If you're going for a cookie, you want something decadent—borderline luxurious, like the Celine bag of snacks—and in the Girl Scout Cookie world, that's a Samoa. The crunchy cookie, buttery caramel, flaky coconut and rich chocolate drizzle combine for one over-the-top treat that satisfies your need for great texture and flavor.
As the twins, you don't just see both sides of every situation; you like to see them. It makes sense you'd prefer a multi-faceted snack, like the chocolate-peanut butter Tagalong. While other people just devour the cookie in two bites, you'll savor every layer of flavor.
This sign is known as the mother hen, because Cancers tend to be so nurturing and emotionally supportive to others. They love family traditions, so the cookie you had as a kid is probably the one you enjoy to this day. A Do-Si-Do is an old-school Girl Scout cookie, and its peanut butter filling is sure to remind you of home.
If you could describe a Leo in one word, it'd be 'fun,' astrologist Danielle Paige says. You could turn the dullest Tuesday staff meeting into a rager (or as much of one as a 46-slide Powerpoint slog can be), so your cookie would be equally lighthearted. Lemonades are those cookies: First, the lemon-slice design. Second, the tangy lemon-icing topping. There's nothing boring about them.
Out of all of the zodiac signs, you're the one who's most likely to only grab one cookie—and not go back for seconds roughly 12 minutes later. You're into taking care of yourself, and even when you indulge, you do so mindfully, and you're not about overloaded, birthday-cake-meets-cookies-topped-with-brownies-and-fudge-and-cotton-candy sweets.
Toffee-tastics fit the bill: They're studded with toffee bits and gluten-free. Just the right amount of restraint.
Libras appreciate balance in all areas of life, so it makes sense they'd crave it in a cookie, too. The powdered sugar coating offsets the tartness of these lemon cookies perfectly. Plus, they go great with tea and coffee, giving you an excuse to take a mid-afternoon break and catch up with friends—another thing Libras love.
There must be an unspoken rule that every Scorpio horoscope has to reference the sign being dark and mysterious, and if you had to go so far as to deem any Girl Scout cookie those things, it'd be the Thin Mint. It looks like a fudgy, chocolate cookie from the outside, but it's hiding that crisp, minty interior. Similarly, Scorpios have a "great poker face," Paige says. "They have a lot of depth, but you may not know what's going on inside their heads."
If you have a Pinterest board full of places you want to visit, and an email alert set up for flight deals—for anywhere, anytime—you're probably a Sagittarius. The archer's known for its wanderlust, so it makes sense you'd appreciate the Thanks-A-Lot cookie, which comes with "thank you" stamped in 14 different languages. (Plus, who can resist a shortbread cookie with a fudge bottom?)
You're too focused on getting ahead to get distracted by the latest fads, so when it comes to cookies, you'll stick with the classics. The shortbread Trefoil is the quintessential Girl Scout cookie—and one of their best-selling, because of course you'd go for a cookie that's on top of its game as you are.
Oatmeal raisin? Yawn. Shortbread? Boooring. You'd prefer to try an unexpected flavor combination, like cranberry and citrus. You're also big on things that contribute to the greater good, so you can appreciate the fact that these whole-grain treats are made without artificial colors, sweeteners or high-fructose corn syrup.
You love anything that makes you look at the ordinary in an entirely new way, like these oatmeal raisin cookies, which are studded with Greek yogurt-flavored chunks. Pisces are known for loving creativity and artistic expression, so if anyone can hear "yogurt-flavored chunk" and be open-minded about it, it's you.