There Is Now a Vibrator with a Camera in It, So You Can, You Know, Record Things

Up close and way too personal.

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Your rabbit and bullet are now basic: The adult toy company SVAKOM has created a vibrator with a built-in camera so that you can create videos and send pictures from INSIDE your vagina. [Pauses for gasps] No, but actually, you can see yourself climax and watch it over and over.

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The $180 Siime (formerly known as the Gaga) connects to your laptop via USB cord as it relays photos and video of your lady bits. If you're not comfortable with a cord coming out of you—how could you not?!—the company also invented the Siime Eye, which wirelessly connects to your laptop or phone through Wifi and costs a grotesque $249. Here's a preview of what you've been missing out on:

In other news, our horoscope predicts sex tape production will increase by 23 percent in the next six months. Wonder why.

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Kenny Thapoung
Kenny Thapoung

When I'm not stalking future-but-never-going-to-happen husbands on Facebook, you can catch me eating at one of NYC's B-rated or below dining establishments—A-rated restaurants are for basics. Fun fact: Bloody Marys got me into eating celery on the regular. And for your safety, please do not disturb before 10 a.m. or coffee, whichever comes first.