Your rabbit and bullet are now basic: The adult toy company SVAKOM has created a vibrator with a built-in camera so that you can create videos and send pictures from INSIDE your vagina. [Pauses for gasps] No, but actually, you can see yourself climax and watch it over and over.
The $180 Siime (formerly known as the Gaga) connects to your laptop via USB cord as it relays photos and video of your lady bits. If you're not comfortable with a cord coming out of you—how could you not?!—the company also invented the Siime Eye, which wirelessly connects to your laptop or phone through Wifi and costs a grotesque $249. Here's a preview of what you've been missing out on:
In other news, our horoscope predicts sex tape production will increase by 23 percent in the next six months. Wonder why.
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