Beyoncé released a new(ish) video for "Partition" today, and it is the greatest gift mankind has ever received. In case you are unfamiliar with this song, it is about asking your limo driver to roll up the partition so you can do it in the backseat. It also includes the line, "He Monica Lewinsky'ed all on my gown," which deserves a special Grammy for "Best Reference to the Clinton Presidency By Anyone Ever."
Of course, if you bought the entirety of BEYONCÉ back when it dropped in December, you reacted to this "news" like:
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