Mostly it deals with pools and schools.

Which makes no sense.

Here's a typical quote:

"I'm happy to see the kids go back but I'm sad the
summer's over".

IT'S NOT OVER!

Labor Day puts an exclamation point on the end of Summer.

NO! NO! NO! It doesn't.

Why not compromise and call the time between Labor Day and
the Autumnal Equinox something like Pre-Fall?

And why not make Pre-Fall a celebration?

A fiesta of sorts.

You'll be thanking me in February during Pre-Spring.

What Do You Think?