W magazine recently asked 13 celebrities to do their own versions of "Hotline Bling," and the results reflect the distinct acting styles of these stars. Elizabeth Banks shifts from a parody rap to a stern but funny recitation. Amy Schumer sounds like she's telling off a *loose* friend. Rooney Mara delivers it straight, with a little bit of edge. But while all the incarnations are great, Bryan Cranston's is hands-down the best, since it's both paternal and menacing, like a sweet grandpa who's going to go hack a few people to death right after reading you a bedtime story.
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