- Miranda Lambert shaded her ex Blake Shelton last night at the ACM Awards by changing the lyrics to her song "Little Red Wagon."
- Awkwardly, Blake Shelton *and* Gwen Stefani were in the audience at the time.
Please grab the nearest available tea and spill it all over the floor, because Miranda Lambert savagely shaded Blake Shelton at the ACM Awards last night and I, for one, will never recover. This incredible moment went down when Miranda took the stage to perform her single "Little Red Wagon" which features these lyrics:
"Oh, you only love me for my big sun glasses
And my Tony Lomas
I live in Oklahoma
And I've got long, blonde hair
And I play guitar, and I go on the road
And I do all the shit you wanna do
And my dog does tricks
And I ain't about drama, ya'll
I love my apron
But I ain't your mama!
So guess what?"
Kay, so see the part where she name drops Oklahoma? Yeah, well Blake Shelton is from there and that's where they lived during their marriage. But um, Miranda went ahead and changed the lyrics to "I got the hell out of Oklahoma," which yikes. This would be shady at the best of times, but Blake Shelton and Gwen Stefani happened to be in the damn audience last night, meaning this shade was particularly cut-throat.
Tragically, there was no audience shot of Blake and Gwen (why, ACM camera team, whyyyyyyy), but Twitter was genuinely shook. Oh, and FYI, that this first tweet has a video of the moment and I highly recommend you watch.
But I think for the most part we can all agree this moment ruled and Blake will never recover. I also will not recover.
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