When's the last time you went to a wedding on a Monday? (Granted, when's the last time you were a world-famous celebrity? Stars: They're not at all like us.) News has broken that the very recently engaged Cameron Diaz and Benji Madden officially tied the knot a mere few hours ago.
People reports that the two were wed "this evening in an intimate ceremony at their home in Los Angeles," and that the couple says: "We couldn't be happier to begin our journey together surrounded by our closest family and friends."
Questions: What was she wearing? Was Gwyneth Paltrow there? Will we ever (please, dear god) get to see photos?
As avid appreciators of fanfare, we'll be licking our wounds that we (and the whole world) were left out—but we'll find a way to cope. Mostly just by guessing what she was wearing.
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