The Worst Holiday Gifts

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Bad sweaters from your aunt and socks from mom aren't the only gifts gone wrong. Avoid giving (and hopefully getting) these terrible holiday gifts with this hilarious gift guide.

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Gifts Not Worth Giving

PICKLE BOTTLE STOPPER, $7.

Because, who really wants to use a cork in their wine bottle? The perfect gift for a friend who happens to really adore both pickles and wine.

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Gifts Not Worth Giving

PILLOW REMOTE CONTROL, $15.

For the true couch potato, this pillow comes with a built in remote control. You'll never have to worry about losing the remote between cushions ever again.

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Gifts Not Worth Giving

ZOLTAR, $9,000.

We all loved Zoltar — the classic arcade fortune teller — as children, but it's time to grow up. Perhaps revisit your favorite arcade instead of dropping serious dough for this one.

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Gifts Not Worth Giving

SANTA'S FARTING BUTT TRAVEL PILLOW, $20.

'Tis the season for traveling! Why not cozy up with this pillow while you're on the go? Well, we can think of a few reasons, though we're sure no one will stare when your pillow farts.

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Gifts Not Worth Giving

BACON CANDY CANES, $7.

Looking for the perfect gift for the bacon lover in your life? Look no further than these mouth-watering candy canes. Nothing says "Christmas" like the smell of bacon, right?!

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Gifts Not Worth Giving

INFLATABLE TURKEY, $12.

Don't like cooking? No problem! Nothing would be funnier than inviting everyone for Christmas dinner and serving them this turkey — the joke will outweigh their hunger.

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Gifts Not Worth Giving

UPCYCLED SWEATER MOOSE HEAD, $50.

Remember your childhood? The only thing you wanted for Christmas during the majority of your first decade were toys. This sweater moose head adds a perfectly refined taste to any kid's room, leaving the child wishing he or she had received a new Furby, instead.

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Gifts Not Worth Giving

DREAM MAN ARM PILLOW, $22.

Remind your friend she's single this holiday season when you buy her this arm pillow! When she cuddles with it at night, it will be just like the real thing.

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Gifts Not Worth Giving

ZOMBIE BLEEDING MUTILATED TARGET DUMMY, $90.

Help your loved ones prepare for the debatably upcoming zombie apocalypse with this target. It even bleeds when it's shot!

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Gifts Not Worth Giving

CHEW-BY-NUMBERS CHRISTMAS TREE, $15.

We all know that chopping down trees isn't environmentally friendly. Go green this Christmas by making your own tree out of the gum you've chewed! The kit even comes with 32 pieces of gum for your convenience.

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Gifts Not Worth Giving

BARACK OBAMA CHIA PET, $30.

The perfect gift for the Obama supporter in your life? We beg to differ. This political gag gift is a bit controversial, complete with an afro-style hair growth.

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Gifts Not Worth Giving

DANCE MOMS BOBBLEHEAD, $25.

As if watching Dance Moms wasn't enough, you can now bring Abby Lee Miller right to your very desk.