Only boring people get bored, but that's just because they didn't have these presents.

Loop-the-Loop Ring

I would spend at least 30 minutes a day following the different bands around and getting dizzy, TBH.

Pandora Entwined Ring, $165;

1 of 15
Nail Polish Set

In a post-Dior Fall 2015 world, *the* way to wear nail lacquer is one complementary shade on each hand. Dreaming up color combos is half the fun.

Smith & Cult Holiday Trio 2 (Red and Glitter), $54;

2 of 15
My Preferred Bra

This is very Kanye of me to say, but instead of imagining, like, a Hemsworth in his underwear, imagine you and your boobs being cradled by high-quality stretch lace when you get bored.

Negative Underwear Nude V1 Essaouira Demi Bra, $80;

3 of 15
Fringe-y Bag Accessory

Deciding which three letters and symbols would make the cheekiest monogram: at least 15 minutes. Owning a swishy bag accessory: priceless $35.

Cuyana Leather Bag Tassel in Smooth Leather, $35;

4 of 15
Biblical Candles

1) They've got cool names like Melchior. 2) One (Melchior, coincidentally) smells of myrrh, so you can have a olfactorily correct Christmas if you want.

Cire Trudon Odeurs d'Hiver Holiday Coffret Scented Candle Set, $210;

5 of 15
The Lighter to End All Lighters

OH LOOK—so convenient. This is the prettiest lighter we ever did see, which you can flip open and shut until someone picks a fight with you. #diversion

Tsubota Pearl Tortoise Lighter, $35;

6 of 15
Chartreuse PJs (I went there)

Challenge: Make a work outfit from these. It can be done.

Maison de Papillon Classic Silk Pajama Set, $534;

7 of 15
Ridiculous (in a good way) Coat

This is one of those things you buy, and every time you look at it, it gives you joy.

Carven Heavyweight Cocoon Coat, $1,750;

8 of 15
Puzzle Bag

You can sling it over your shoulder like a backpack, collapse it into a clutch, and carry it as a regular top-handle bag. You can also squish and un-squish it like a very expensive bellows.

Loewe 'Small Puzzle' Multi Suede Bag, $2,190;

9 of 15


Hoverboard 360 Smart Balance Board XL, $698.99;

10 of 15

Let Lisa Eldridge tell you how your perma-cat-eye came to be.

Abrams Image Face Paint: The Story of Makeup, $18.94;

11 of 15
Personality Canister

You know what to do.

Food52 Japanese Copper Cocktail Shaker, $94;

12 of 15
Cube o' Fresh Air

It's a natural air freshener, so set up a standing appointment to "recharge" it by leaving it out in the sun once a month, then plop it on your desk.

Chikuno Life Black Chikuno Cube, $29;

13 of 15

Give a dog or cat a good home. Never be alone with your thoughts again.

ASPCA adoption;

14 of 15

Because we're all just oversize babies, if you think about it.

Fort Makers Multi Wood Circle Mobile 1, $600,

15 of 15
Advertisement - Continue Reading Below
More From Culture