1. The New York Times
Actually, the Times hasn't written about the dress even once. Go figure.
2. Bill Clinton
Um, Bill, this dress is white for a totally different reason.
3. Just Girly Things
4. Fifty Shades of Grey
6. Left Shark
7. House of Cards
Season three premieres on Netflix today, by the way.
8. Mean Girls
If you JUST DON'T CARE ANYMORE, this is you.
9. Regina George
And sorry, Gretchen, this dress is not fetch.
10. Kim Kardashian
Because Kim's crying face never goes out of style.
How did the dress blow up so quickly? Why is it everywhere?!
12. Kylie Jenner
Good one, Internet.
Disney predicted this struggle decades ago.
14. The Lion King
Like, scarily spot on.
And Seinfeld got it right back in the '90s.
16. Lord of the Rings
17. The Blue Man Group
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