1. 50 Shades of Grey
Christian Grey is over whips and bondage. His new kink? Paint chips!
Remember when you were five and you thought this was what babysitting really meant?
3. Bread Winner
Clever to some, absolutely terrifying to others. #GlutenAllergy #CarbsAreEvil.
4. Dunkin' Donuts
5. Fantasy Football
How much better would football be if it actually looked like this?
6. Gingerbread Man
Given that no one else in this picture seems to be wearing a costume, I can't help but wonder if this isn't actually one of those "creative" punishments devised by parents who don't spank. Either way, it's genius!
7. Law Suit
It takes real courage to transform your pain into art, or, in this case, your parent's divorce papers into a Halloween costume.
8. Party Fowl
It's word play like this that made Chad the poet laureate of his frat house.
9. Spice Rack
Becky, from HR, was all like, "Candice! What do you think you're wearing?" And Candice was all like, "I don't know."
10. Identity Theft
The irony is that this woman actually is an identity thief. She just knows that the most successful criminals hide in plain sight.
11. Candy Rappers
12. Pot Brownie
It's very possible this isn't a Halloween costume at all and she's just a Colorado den mother.
13. Reigning Cats and Dogs
This costume is sick! What kind of queen cuts her subjects in half and sews their heads onto her cape? You monster!
From the editors of Cosmopolitan
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