12 Accessories to Occupy Your Hands Because Fidget Spinners Are for Kids

A LITERAL SPINNER. But with the precious stones, it'll last way longer than the current fad. 

Alison Lou, $7,460; alisonlou.com.

The clever linking design is made for wearing two ways—or clicking in and out.  

Bliss Lau, $595; blisslau.com.

Inside the moon are tiny crystals that shake, which will make wringing your hands at work so much more special. 

Catherine Weitzman, $185; catherineweitzman.com.

FRINGED HULA HOOP EARS. 

J.Crew, $58, jcrew.com.

Yeah, stroking a deconstructed nude is a bit weird, but whatever it takes to keep people from talking to you, right? 

Knobbly Studio, $185, knobblystudio.com.

"Passionfruit" but with dragonfruit for the greatest remix and trompe l'oeil of the summer. 

Mango, $20, shop.mango.com.

"ILYSM" —me to these earrings-cum-sculptures from an excellent Kiwi brand. 

Mars, $95, marsonline.co.nz.

Fidget cubes are for maybe another two weeks; diamonds are forever. 

Nouvel Heritage, $4,400, nouvelheritage.com.

So good, so swingy. 

Need Supply, $28, needsupply.com.

Me: "Ugh, unicorns are so over." Also me: "Gimme this signet ring." 

Retrouvai, $1,040; retrouvai.com.

Cabachon pearls: The only dangly bits you can safely touch at work. 

Oscar de la Renta, $185; shopbop.com.

Could totally see myself running my fingers through these rhinestone waterfalls too vigorously and pulling an auto-Beyoncé. But it'll be worth it. 

Zara, $23, zara.com.