The gifts are predictably over-the-top.
You know it's real when...
"I cried at the end."
Let us take you back to the 1995 Golden Globes...
"There's a special place in hell, and we're all there."
Her six children are always there for her.
Twitter is not here for it.
Because clearly someone had to.
Chrissy Teigen just took Luna to her first Christmas Spectacular!
Raise your hand if you feel personally victimized by Emilia Clarke.
Jessica Chastain, Meryl Streep, Reese Witherspoon, and more are reportedly on board.
Because it's been a long year, and frankly we deserve something good.
James Cameron could really have made this movie six hours long.
The red polar bear is back!
She just f*cking gets it.
If you thought Hawkins got less creepy when the cameras stopped rolling...think again.
Will Meghan Markle follow suit?
The final moment made everyone start crying.
"She was unbelievably beautiful and Harry looked so proud."
Considering everyone starts happy-crying and hugging her, we're thinking yep.
The year's most talked-about photo fails.
"If you think he's cheating on you, he probably is."
Everyone who thinks Bella Hadid doesn't smile? You can see yourself out.
#1: They're not acting for the cameras.
They literally own tiny crown ornaments, guys.