Remember when you found out that Friends was staging a reunion on Feb. 2 and you put a celebratory raw turkey on your head in pure '90s-induced glee? Well, please prepare for heartbreak the likes of which you haven't experienced since Ross and Rachel went on a break, because Matthew Perry isn't attending.
Apparently, Matthew is too busy with "rehearsals" for his London play The End of Longing, which, aptly, is a great way to describe our current emotional state.
It's like, Chandler. We know you're busy saying the word "be" all whack and whatnot, but please re-prioritize your life and give the people what they want.
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