Mouth, an online shop shilling small-batch foods, will send pickles straight to your doorstep. When you sign up for Mouth's Pickles Every Month Club, its curators send you four jars of pickles every month. The bulk of them are cukes, but don't take that to mean they're boring. Past shipments have included Brooklyn Brine's whiskey sour pickles, bacon pickles from Oregon, and spears seasoned with Old Bay. When you get a jar of something else, get excited: cherry tomatoes, watermelon, okra, asparagus—they're all fair game.
BUY A SUBSCRIPTION NOW: Pickles Every Month Club, $60/month; Mouth.com
A 12-month subscription will run you $54 a month (it's slightly more expensive to pay monthly), which includes shipping. If it seems steep, just remember: Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy pickles…and they're really one in the same.