Throw out your bikinis. All of them. Literally, toss them in the trash right now. Bikinis are over. Thanks to Kim Kardashian, we now have the furkini: a bikini made entirely of fur. A bikini that looks (and sounds!) like a merkini, the bathing suit version of a vagina wig. Sure, you can't swim in it. And it would probably make you hot in all the wrong places? And really makes absolutely no sense. But Kim Kardashian!
The picture is also in the snow, presumably taken during her epic ski trip, so it's chilly. Not exactly fur bikini weather. Which she knows (even Kim Kardashian feels cold?!?) because she captioned a second photo, "Baby it's cold outside....."
Which leads us to the question: Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy????????
Oh, and there are boots. Obviously.
LORD, HELP US ALL.
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