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The Best, Worst, and Creepiest Prince Harry and Meghan Markle Wedding Merch

Um, did anyone else know about the royal wedding vibrator?

By Marina Liao

May 11, 2018

Prince Harry and Meghan Markle Royal Wedding

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Prince Harry and Meghan Markle’s engagement has spawned a ton of royal wedding merchandise. There are mugs (an easy sell because we all need something to hold our royal tea, right?), T-shirts, dinner plates, even tea sets. These kitschy items sound and look reasonable enough, but the more we dug into this whole “royal wedding merch” business, the weirder it got. We found some memorabilia that probably shouldn't exist on the market. See the best, worst, and weirdest royal wedding items, ahead.

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Royal Wedding T-shirt

Amazon, $20 SHOP IT

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Royal Wedding Mug

Etsy, $18 SHOP IT

Earrings, Fashion accessory, Design, Jewellery, Rectangle,

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Prince Harry and Meghan Markle Earrings

Etsy, $9 SHOP IT

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Prince Harry and Meghan Markle Coloring Book

Amazon, $10 SHOP IT

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Harry and Meghan's Wedding Rings Commemorative Breakfast Cereal

Etsy, $56 SHOP IT

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Prince Harry and Meghan Markle Wedding Bar Soap

Etsy, $10 SHOP IT

Prince Harry and Meghan Markle Royal Wedding Souvenirs

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A T-Shirt That Rhymes

Amazon, $18 SHOP IT

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Royal Facemasks

Etsy, $18 SHOP IT

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Meghan Markle Wedding Doll

Etsy, $89 SHOP IT

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Royal Wedding Canvas Bag

Etsy, $30 SHOP IT

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“When Harry Met Meghan” T-Shirt

Etsy, $28 SHOP IT

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Royal Wedding Tea Caddy and Teabags

Etsy, $28 SHOP IT

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Meghan Markle Swimsuit

Bags of Love, $38 SHOP IT

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Prince Harry Swimsuit

Bags of Love, $38 SHOP IT

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Prince Harry and Meghan Markle Condoms

Crown Jewels Condoms, $12 SHOP IT

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Royal Wedding Shortbread

Amazon $19 SHOP IT

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A Tea Towel

Amazon, $9 SHOP IT

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Milly Green Royal Wedding Tea Tin

BBC, $20 SHOP IT

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Royal Wedding Sausage

Sausage Heck, $4 SHOP IT

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Royal Wedding Vibrating Love Ring

Love Honey, $14 SHOP IT

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Marina Liao Marina Liao is the fashion news editor at MarieClaire.com, where she covers celebrity style (from Meghan Markle to Katie Holmes), fashion trends, and shopping advice, plus conducts original interviews with industry insiders.