The Two Things Every Taylor Swift Party Has

It was technically *Jaime King's* party, but...

Ride-or-die party planner Taylor Swift performed for 100,000 fans in Pittsburgh, then took a red-eye to L.A. to celebrate the pending arrival of Jaime King's unborn child, whom she will school in the ways of everlasting friendship, running through walls, and modern romance.

Guests—including Jessica Alba, Sarah Hyland, Diane Kruger, and Selma Blair—did Swift-y party activities, such as posing with props in yet another photo booth...

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And touching King's belly so the baby will absorb their fabulousness through amniotic-fluid osmosis. (This, as you will see, has happened on at least two other occasions which can be loosely classified as Taylor Swift parties because 1) she was there and 2) you know she made it fun.)

And there you have it: Elements of Style: Taylor Swift Entertaining Edition. Any questions?

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