David Schwimmer Has Epic 'Friends'-Themed Rap Battle with Rebel Wilson

So many Ross burns, so little time.

David Schwimmer showed up on The Late Late Show to rap battle James Corden, which was a) obviously the best thing ever, and b) made even better thanks to Rebel Wilson showing up to drop some dope disses.

You can watch the full battle go down below, but we've rounded up all the Friends-themed insults, because let's be honest: that's what we're here for.

James: "Millennials let me introduce you to this guy, his name was David, he was famous in '95."

David: "Destroy me? Please, your rhymes totally blew, I worked with a monkey who had more skills than you."

Rebel: "David, your career, it's a huge mistake. It's like Ross and Rachel, it's on a break."

James: "Now you've got the chance to prove you got balls, while I ignore you like Jennifer Aniston does your calls."

Rebel: "All jokes aside, I think you're great, I'm your biggest fan! When I was eight."

Corden: You're so one note with all the roles that you play, I'm like 'hey I didn't know Ross from Friends knew OJ!"

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Mehera Bonner is a celebrity and entertainment news writer who enjoys Bravo and Antiques Roadshow with equal enthusiasm. She was previously entertainment editor at Marie Claire and has covered pop culture for over a decade.