For the past eight years, we've gone through life assuming that Sasha and Malia Obama have no presence on social media. A pretty huge deal considering how many Snapchat addicted teenagers populate this great nation. But hark! It turns out Sasha does use social, a fact that her dad accidentally dropped to—ya know—the entire country.
While commenting on Donald Trump's exceedingly trumpy reign of Twitter terror, Obama said (opens in new tab), "Everybody can tweet, but nobody knows what it takes to do the job until you've sat behind the desk. I mean, Sasha tweets, but she doesn't think that she should thereby be sitting behind the desk."
Are we supposed to to assume that Sasha and Malia have been on Twitter this whole time, and were simply shrouded by the social media version of Harry Potter's invisibility cloak? Either way, the internet is doing what it does best:
Sasha Obama secretly tweets and ghostwrote the last three Drake albums.July 5, 2016
Plot twist: Sasha Obama is Sasha Fierce and has been Beyonce this whole time.July 5, 2016
the new indiana jones movie should be about harrison ford trying to find sasha obama's twitter handleJuly 5, 2016
So Sasha Obama is Gossip Girl?July 5, 2016
Meanwhile, Sasha is just over here like:
Mehera Bonner is a celebrity and entertainment news writer who enjoys Bravo and Antiques Roadshow with equal enthusiasm. She was previously entertainment editor at Marie Claire and has covered pop culture for over a decade.
The Ending of 'The Umbrella Academy' Season 3, Explained
The Netflix hit's finale resets its universe yet again.
By Quinci LeGardye
Lorde Is Now Blonde and It’s the All the Happiness We Need Right Now
By Deena Campbell
The Jeans Brands Fashion Editors Swear By
Your search for the perfect pair of jeans is over.
By Sara Holzman
Who Is Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez's Fiancé Riley Roberts?
AOC's husband-to-be is an "easygoing redhead" who lives with her in D.C.
By Katherine J Igoe
68 Times the Kardashians Posed Fully Nude and Owned It
And we mean fully nude—as in, not a shred of clothing.
By Bianca Rodriguez
Who Is Jonathan Owens, Simone Biles's Fiancé and NFL Player?
"The easiest yes!" Simone wrote about the couple's engagement.
By The Editors
Surprise! Priyanka Chopra Jonas and Nick Jonas Are Parents
They welcomed a baby via surrogate.
By Neha Prakash
Meghan and Harry Share First Photo of Their Daughter Lilibet Diana
The Sussex's holiday card is here!
By Rachel Epstein
The 50 Best Celebrity Couple Halloween Costumes Ever
Honestly, we're impressed.
By Charlotte Chilton
Alicia Keys Gets What She Wants
With her jazzy new album, Keys, the singer stopped worrying about everything except what matters: Her own opinion.
By Jessica Herndon
Brooke Shields on Reinventing Yourself, Making Friends in Your 40s, and More
The actress and CEO shared inspiring advice during a panel at 'Marie Claire's' "Power Trip: Off the Grid" conference.
By Rachel Epstein