Never Seen 'GoT'? Let Samuel L. Jackson Catch You Up on Everything, Including Those "F—ing Dragons"

So funny even Cersei would laugh.

He may be good at many things—mostly playing slightly different versions of himself wearing different period costumes—but Samuel L. Jackson might have just found his true calling recapping Game of Thrones for those who only know the show's got dragons and incest. "Bran? Bran trippin'."

From the political struggles to the Red Weddings to those "f*cking dragons," he explains it all with delightfully sweary, straightforward Samuel L. Jacksonian charm—and Beyoncé references. Re: Dany amassing popular support and an army of eunuch slave soldiers, "Now *that's* formation." ("Motherf*cker" optional.)

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Chelsea Peng is a writer and editor who was formerly the assistant editor at MarieClaire.com. She's also worked for The Strategist and Refinery29, and is a graduate of Northwestern University. On her tombstone, she would like a GIF of herself that's better than the one that already exists on the Internet and a free fro-yo machine. Besides frozen dairy products, she's into pirates, carbs, Balzac, and snacking so hard she has to go lie down.