Over the weekend, Chris Evans made the mistake of posting a photo of his dog to Twitter and using the caption "really missing this guy right now." And naturally, everyone assumed said dog was dead. In other words, it was My Dog Skip meets Marley and Me all over again.
Really missing this guy right now. pic.twitter.com/fWNviX6CrHJuly 8, 2017
But then Chris Evans was like "whoops never mind my dog is totally alive sorry lol!"
To be clear, he's alive and well, just thousands of miles away for the next couple months.July 8, 2017
Like, wow. Thanks for the update Chris. It's not like we were devastated over the prospect of your dog dying or anything. No, it's fine. We'll be fine.
Anyway, the internet simply couldn't deal:
Fuck dude I was like crying.July 8, 2017
CHRIS YOU MUST SPECIFY WHY HE'S MISSED NEXT TIME MY GOODNESSJuly 8, 2017
*aggressively wipes away tears* No, yeah, I knew that.July 8, 2017
At some point people just started sharing photos of their dogs. And then things devolved quickly into being fully amazing:
im available to smell your armpit on a part time basisJuly 8, 2017
Lesson learned: please never imply that your dog is dead—especially if you're famous.
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