When she isn't trolling Bette Midler with nude photos, Kim Kardashian can be found wearing Yeezy sneaks and kickin' it in Balmain. But before Kanye West replaced all her clothing with soft pink latex, Kim was cutting a slightly less stylish silhouette.
The good news is that Kim's Pre-Kanye wardrobe will forever live on in our memories, by which we mean the internet. Click through for a sartorial flashback—unless your name is Yeezy, in which case run away.
Shield your eyes, Kanye.
This seems like a totally reasonable size for hoop earrings, no?
Kim had just returned from the prairie that is Calabasas.
Totally functional belt, don't even question it.
"Oh, you didn't like my tiny belt?" Kim seems to say. "Well, joke's on you."
Whatever, this outfit is perfect.
In the words of Doge, "such concern."
Look, guys, it was 2007, what do you want from her?
Is it a bra? Is it a shirt? Who knows, we're too distracted by Kim's '90s peep toes.
Because it was cold and designer capes weren't in yet.
If you close your eyes, perhaps that boot will go away.
Channeling her inner 2 Chainz in the most literal way possible.
Nothing pulls an outfit together like a slightly sheer tan vest.
Kanye traveled back in time and sent a subtle message to Kim's outfit via press wall.
Livin' that wide-leg jumpsuit life.
*That moment when your pillowcase gets confused and thinks it's a shirt, but you still look flawless because you're Kim Kardashian*
Let's take a moment of silence for the loss of this glorious outfit, which we can only imagine Kanye burned.
That peace sign is slightly ironic, given that Kim's outfit is clearly at war with Kanye's eyeballs.
This seems like the appropriate amount of neck ruffles on a dress, right?
Guys, look how excited Kim is about her pin-stripe romper!
To be fair, she still wears leggings as pants.
For those times only one of your arms is over-heated.
Possibly the least Kanye outfit Kim has ever worn.
Kim was super cold everywhere except the tips of her fingers.