A man of varied interests, Leonardo DiCaprio enjoys one thing above all else. Is it standing near flaxen-haired models? Citi Bike? Finally losing his meme status after decades of good-natured trolling? Here, with sound reasoning and even sounder pictures, we uncover the one true love of his life.
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Is it biking?
No.
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Biking with his jaw set?
No.
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*Citi* Biking in a newsboy cap?
No.
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Over-the-shoulder smiling while on a Citi Bike?
No.
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Calling while biking?
(This seems unsafe.) But no.
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Biking accompanied by the Pussy Posse?
Nah.
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Or how about vaping?
Maybe?
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Vaping in a corner?
No.
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Vaping while leaning against a wall?
No—but this brings us to the next test of Leo's happiness.
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Which is leaning *in general.*
Like on his hand, staring mournfully at the bad hand he's been dealt.
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Leaning against his other hand?
Can't register much cheerfulness, so nah.
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Is it leaning against a partial wall?
Not even a hint of smile = not the love of his life.
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Leaning against a pole?
NO.
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Okay. What about models, though? He seems to like those.
Hmm...
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This model? Is she the love of his life?
Are they even still together?? Answer: No.
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So what is it then?
It's summer, okay? JUST LOOK AT THAT UNBRIDLED JOY.
