A man of varied interests, Leonardo DiCaprio enjoys one thing above all else. Is it standing near flaxen-haired models? Citi Bike? Finally losing his meme status after decades of good-natured trolling? Here, with sound reasoning and even sounder pictures, we uncover the one true love of his life.
(This seems unsafe.) But no.
No—but this brings us to the next test of Leo's happiness.
Like on his hand, staring mournfully at the bad hand he's been dealt.
Can't register much cheerfulness, so nah.
Not even a hint of smile = not the love of his life.
Are they even still together?? Answer: No.
It's summer, okay? JUST LOOK AT THAT UNBRIDLED JOY.
Has he ever focused so intently on anything else?