20 Times Celebrities *Totally* Knew the Paps Were Waiting Outside

If your relationship isn't documented, did it even happen? Speidi doesn't think so.

Insert your own dialogue about their future children.

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These are the ones who understand the public's need for pageantry—or some underboob. Repeat offender Jamie Chung, for example, comes armed with props and maybe even a portable wind machine so that a "casual" "stroll" "around her neighborhood" can become a Kohl's ad at less than a moment's notice.

As seen here.

You're at the airport, Lady Gaga!

And *another* airport.

Okay, not so terribly outrageous, but when you consider the typical Whole Foods uniform (athleisure), this is kind of a lot.

Like a well-rehearsed machine.

They know they can't help but have their photos taken, so they might as well have some fun while they're at it. (Here, Jennifer Lawrence demonstrates.)

Outwardly lighthearted, inwardly a reaction to Delevingne's previous scary run-ins with the paparazzi.

Same.

Even amongst her peers, this—a full outfit change, makeup, arm-crook bag—is Herculean.

See? THEY WERE WAITING.

Have you ever considered how difficult it is to put on skinny jeans soon after showering? Taylor did it for you.