Can you file a FOIA for Beyoncé's secret Snapchat that she totally doesn't have, according to Tina Knowles? (Suuuure.) While we wait for the government to send us a curt rejection letter, here's our magnum opus: 12 completely fictional but entirely plausible screenshots in the key of Queen B.
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You know what you did, Aunt Becky.
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Smack it, smack it all the way over to the Big Gulp dispenser.
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He had to take his own chopper home, though.
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Look at your life, look at your choices, green ivy.
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If you squint, her shoulder pads are totally his paws.
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Mehera Bonner
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Mehera Bonner is a news writer who focuses on celebrities and royals.
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