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12 (Imagined) Screenshots from Beyoncé's (Alleged) Secret Snapchat

Can we get a hand here, WikiLeaks?

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By Mehera Bonner
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Design by Dana Tepper

Can you file a FOIA for Beyoncé's secret Snapchat that she totally doesn't have, according to Tina Knowles? (Suuuure.) While we wait for the government to send us a curt rejection letter, here's our magnum opus: 12 completely fictional but entirely plausible screenshots in the key of Queen B.

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<p>Mood. </p>
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Mood.

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<p>You know what you did, Aunt Becky. </p>
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You know what you did, Aunt Becky.

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<p>Smack it, smack it all the way over to the Big Gulp dispenser. </p>
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Smack it, smack it all the way over to the Big Gulp dispenser.

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<p>This cannot be unseen. </p>
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This cannot be unseen.

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<p>He had to take his own chopper home, though.</p>
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He had to take his own chopper home, though.

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<p>Remember <a href="http://www.marieclaire.com/celebrity/news/a18527/jay-z-snapchat/" target="_blank">when Usher tried to Snap with Jay Z</a>, and he was like "IDK what this is?" </p>
Snapchat, design by Dana Tepper

Remember when Usher tried to Snap with Jay Z, and he was like "IDK what this is?"

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<p>BUT WHAT IF HE ACTUALLY DID KNOW? </p>
Beyonce.com, design by Dana Tepper

BUT WHAT IF HE ACTUALLY DID KNOW?

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<p>Look at your life, look at your choices, green ivy. </p>
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Look at your life, look at your choices, green ivy.

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<p>"They don't have pizza [in Houston]," <a href="http://www.etonline.com/news/174407_jay_z_talks_beyonce_pizza_preference_on_jimmy_kimmel_live/" target="_blank">Jay Z once said</a>. "That explains everything."</p>
Courtesy, design by Dana Tepper

"They don't have pizza [in Houston]," Jay Z once said. "That explains everything."

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<p>The new "North posted this while playing games on my phone."</p>
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The new "North posted this while playing games on my phone."

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<p>If you squint, her shoulder pads are totally his paws. </p>
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If you squint, her shoulder pads are totally his paws.

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<p>Still hilarious, 10 years later. </p>
YouTube, design by Dana Tepper

Still hilarious, 10 years later.

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