The Hottest 'Hot Guys' Instagram Doesn't Even Need a Gimmick

Tom Hanks and Audrey Tautou, get on this mystery ASAP: There is an underground network of Hot Dudes, and it goes deeper than anyone could have ever imagined. #unearthalltheattractivemen

Mecs Métro Paris, the first major international edition of Hot Dudes Doing Fill-in-the-Blank, doesn't have an activity attached to it—no, all their subjects need to do is exist gorgeously and sometimes take public transportation.

There is this Alex Pettyfer lookalike (but French):

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This one, who would look equally at home here:

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This guy who—thank GOD—knows you only sit near the doors when it's not crowded:

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Oh, they have Abercrombie models too:

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He's obviously looking up directions...to your heart:

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[inappropriate noises]

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There are more than 200 pics to date, so yeah—taking my gap yah now.

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