Watch John Stamos Read Negative Reviews of 'Fuller House'

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published 4 March 16

After all this time, people apparently still like "everybody learns a life lesson at the end of the 30 minutes" TV shows enough to persuade Netflix to renew them for another season. Or they just like having their sexualities awakened by Uncle Jesse, who, when he recently appeared on Seth Meyers, was as charming and suave as you remember.

In response to negative reviews containing phrases such as "a porn parody without the porn" and a "self-conscious, dated, and maudlin reminder of the ceaseless march of time and your inevitable demise," John Stamos kept it positive while holding the critics responsible and making analogies about necrophilia. Burn of the night: a dig at a publication that shall not be named here but definitely gets roasted in the video below.

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