What to Drink Before You See 'Fifty Shades of Grey'

Because you know you'll need it.
Liquid, Drink, Yellow, Drinkware, Glass, Alcoholic beverage, Barware, Stemware, Fluid, Tableware,
Because you know you'll need it.
1 of 6
The Virginal Vanilla

For the pre-Christian Grey Anastasia Steeles among you.

2 Parts Stoli Vanil

½ Part Fresh Lemon Juice

1 Part Simple Syrup (or Agave Nectar)

2 of 6
Inner-Goddess Juice

She has a mind of her own (and, like, a whole different internal monologue?), so give that inner goddess something that will make her do the dance of the seven veils.

1 Part Stoli

1 Part Cinnamon Schnapps

3 of 6
The Perverse Cowgirl

You know there's some kink coming, so you might as well get ready.

2 Parts Stoli Hot

1 Part Fresh Orange Juice

4 of 6
Pain-Free Enlightenment

"Enlighten me" doesn't have to lead to the Red Room of Pain...it could just lead to this drink.

2 Parts Stoli Razberi

½ Part Simple Syrup

A Splash of Club Soda

6 Rasberries

5 of 6
The "Jamie Dornan Is My Secret Boyfriend"

No explanation needed.

1½ Part Stoli

½ Part Triple

1 Part Cranberry Juice

1 Dash of Bitters

6 of 6
Submission Sauce

Because you will go, and you will see the movie, and you will like it.

2 Parts Stoli Chocolate

1 Part Fresh Lemon

1 Part Hazelnut Liquer

Advertisement - Continue Reading Below
This content is created and maintained by a third party, and imported onto this page to help users provide their email addresses. You may be able to find more information about this and similar content at piano.io