12 Lies Men Tell Before Sex

Get ready to LOL at these weak lines.

You already know men will do anything to get a woman into bed—especially when she's as awesome as you are. And they're rarely slick about it. Get ready to LOL at these weak lines.This post originally appeared on Cosmopolitan.com.
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12 Lies Men Tell Before Sex

"'Come over, I just want to snuggle.'" — Megan C.

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12 Lies Men Tell Before Sex

"'You should take your clothes off. We won't even have sex. I just love the feeling of your skin against mine.'" — Vanessa C.

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12 Lies Men Tell Before Sex

"'I hardly ever have sex on a first date.'" — Kelsey H.

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12 Lies Men Tell Before Sex

"'It's cold in here, let's get under the covers.'" — Pam S.

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12 Lies Men Tell Before Sex

"'You're beautiful and it would be an honor to get to sleep with you.'" — Miranda C.

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12 Lies Men Tell Before Sex
"'I wont tell if you won't.'" — Jen B.
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12 Lies Men Tell Before Sex
"'I just want to take a nice bubble bath with you - nothing else!'" — Krystal
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12 Lies Men Tell Before Sex
"'Want to come meet my dog?' At 3 a.m. LMAO." — Kathryn G.
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12 Lies Men Tell Before Sex
"'Just let me put the tip in!'" — Jen B.
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12 Lies Men Tell Before Sex
"'I have a cop uniform in my room... want to see?' I love men in uniform, so needless to say I fell for it." — Maddy C.
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12 Lies Men Tell Before Sex
"'You don't have to return the favor...'" — Drew B.
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12 Lies Men Tell Before Sex

"'Wanna go watch tv in your room?'" — Melanie D.

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