Marc Jacobs Beauty Cover(t) Stick Color Corrector in Bright Now
Marc Jacobs has come up with color-correcting sticks that are like crayons for your mug. Bright Now (the pinky shade) will brighten up your dull-ass face and make you look alive, awake, and not less drunkies. (If you get flushed, try Co(vert) Affairs, which neutralizes redness.)
$42, sephora.com