Lady Gaga is living a simple life, full of meat dresses, heart-shaped engagement rings, and casual horses that might secretly be unicorns.
While the rest of us are getting tragic iTunes gift cards for Christmas, the pop star's record label decided to give her a noble steed. Or, rather, a magnificent white stallion that would leave Gandalf rendered speechless.
Anyone else think that Gaga's musing, "I feel like I've known her my whole life she wants to show me things," is how all photos of Mother Monster should be captioned from now on?
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