Listen to Jennifer Garner's Delightfully Expletive-Filled Bedtime Story

This is the only way we ever want to fall asleep.

Vanity Fair

Brought to you by Vanity Fair, the same people who got her to confess that she's lost her dream of dancing with Ben Affleck at her daughter's wedding, here is a fun video of Jennifer Garner reading the parody children's book Go the F*ck to Sleep. Gotta laugh to keep from crying, you know?

For comparison, here is Samuel L. Jackson's interpretation, which, while serviceable, just doesn't capture the same menacing/pleading tone only a mom can truly convey. 

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