Listen to Jennifer Garner's Delightfully Expletive-Filled Bedtime Story
This is the only way we ever want to fall asleep.
![Jennifer Garner Reading Go The F--k To Sleep Book](https://cdn.mos.cms.futurecdn.net/QhGoazaYYdWQvrWtm2bLAi-415-80.jpg)
Brought to you by Vanity Fair, the same people who got her to confess that she's lost her dream of dancing with Ben Affleck at her daughter's wedding, here is a fun video of Jennifer Garner reading the parody children's book Go the F*ck to Sleep. Gotta laugh to keep from crying, you know?
For comparison, here is Samuel L. Jackson's interpretation, which, while serviceable, just doesn't capture the same menacing/pleading tone only a mom can truly convey.
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Chelsea Peng is a writer and editor who was formerly the assistant editor at Marie Claire. She's also worked for The Strategist and Refinery29, and is a graduate of Northwestern University. On her tombstone, she would like a GIF of herself that's better than the one that already exists on the Internet and a free fro-yo machine. Besides frozen dairy products, she's into pirates, carbs, Balzac, and snacking so hard she has to go lie down.
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